11/22/2012
Lonnie's Songs
The Star-Spangled Banner -
played with a hair-comb!
Long Black Veil - an old song played over at Mitch Martin's house.
12/20/2010
Once in a Blue Moon - attempting an old Earl Thomas Conley song.
12/08/2010
Blackstone Wine - Heartache produces a seriously sad song. This one isn't funny at all. What's happening to me?
1/1/2008
She Don't Like Me - I met the perfect girl; there's just one problem.
8/3/2005
You've Got To Buy Your Women - Preview this "one take" impromptu. Shall I build on this idea?
4/4/2005
Drivin' Around Houston - This is a one take video (55MB) of a song that I wrote back in 2001.
9/25/2004
Bunny Rabbit Song - A hopping good song!
3/14/2004
Drinking and Driving - Dedicated to DAMM.
3/30/2003
Bovine Fantasy - The name says it all!
11/2/2002
Trailer House with Mom - Dating is hard when you live with your mother.
10/21/2001
A Real Good Woman - If your against women suffrage, your gonna love this song!
10/10/2001
bin Laden Heavy Metal - Jason adds teeth to my bin Laden song with his speed precision Arabian Heavy Metal Guitar.
9/30/2001
bin Laden - The official song of Osama bin Laden: It's completely wacky!
9/21/2001
Redneck Home Town - Hey, I can't help it; there ain't nothin' better to do around here.
7/1/2001
I'm in Law School - My thoughts on Law School after a couple of weeks of class.
8/24/2000
You - This is a cross between a love song and an episode of Mr. Rogers.
8/29/1998
Long Hard Life - This is a song I wrote to serenade my X girlfriend. After listening, you will know why she's my X girlfriend.
1/10/1998
Rap Lawn Commercial - featuring David Ray Mullinax's mouth percussion
11/23/1997
Country Lawn Commercial - Country music radio commercial I wrote for an advertising project in college
11/23/1997
Black Woman - It took me 3 years of daily thought to write the words to this song.
9/19/1997
My Big Penis - This is my attempt at being a vulgar rapper. My rap name is Cracker G, fool!
1/16/1997
Don't Mess With Texas - My 1996 rendition of a famous Texas television commercial for preventing litter.
1/3/1997
